Corrupt My Wish

In This Game:

The person before you makes a wish, then you somehow ruin it for them.
The harder a wish is to corrupt the better the results are!

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Example:

I wish no one would be able to find me.
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Granted, but you get no internet and go crazy from lack of ogame.

I wish for...
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I'll start this one off:

I wish us humble little smurfs were 3.5 inches taller.

1). I take full credit for founding this game.
2). Being that much taller, your fellow smurfs are spotted in the forest and hunted to extinction.
3). I wish I could be on the internet whenever i wanted, without need for permission.

Waldo

granted,
but you now get millions of pop ups and spam e-mails whenever you decide to get on.
I wish to be the best euphonium player in the world.